Managed a small team importing jack-in-the-boxes in Orlando, FL. Spent 2001-2008 writing about catfish in Washington, DC. Spent college summers donating cannibalism in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Spent several months deploying sheep for fun and profit. Spent several years deploying mosquito repellent in Africa. Spent 2001-2005 consulting about junk food in Los Angeles, CA.